This month we celebrate the moose of the British Isles!
Who would have thought that moose could swim so far! All of
these moose came to the United States via Moose Island off the coast of
Maine. (It’s like Ellis Island for moose.) An interesting tidbit is
that during the War of 1812, it was seized by British Naval Forces, yet
today it is the gateway for moose to enter the United States of America!
We would like to introduce to you Culloden, British Bob and Betty, Kilarney, and Jiles.
I am Culloden. I hail from the highlands of Scotland. I have
been in the states for over 12 years and would never dream of going
back. Well, I might go back for a visit. Scotland is a beautiful
country, but now this is my home. I heard rumors while in Scotland
that America was filled with good things and plenty, but I had no idea
that among those good things were plenty of moose! This is such a
welcoming place that I feel like I was born here. And, I must confess,
the food is a whole lot better. Hamburgers instead of haggis certainly
works for me!
We are British Bob and Betty from Birmingham, England. (How’s
that for some alliteration.) We loved our life in England, but when we
heard our friends talk about the USA, we just had to see for ourselves
what goes on in this country. Boy, what a surprise we had when we
showed up and saw hundreds of domesticated moose living indoors in one
residence! In England, it tends to rain just about every day (or so it
seems) so living with a roof over our heads, indoor plumbing, and over
100 channels on the TV is remarkable. We are now surrounded with other
majestic moose and we feel right at home. While we love our traditional
steak and kidney pie, nothing beats an American pizza delivered right
to the door! Wow! What a country!
I am Kilarney from Killarney, Ireland…a wonderful, beautiful
place filled with rolling hills, green lands and friendly people. If
Ireland has all of these things, who would want to leave, right? Well,
believe it or not, I was the only moose there. Don’t get me wrong, I
was welcomed and treated marvelously, but something was missing…other
moose. As I traveled through the countryside for the first couple of
years of my life, I talked to many sheep, badgers, and brown big-eared
bats none of which ever saw a moose before they met me. They thought I
was one cool looking animal and we had some fun times together. They
were so kind; they helped me map out how to get to America to find other
moose. It took a long time, but the trip was worth it. I miss my
friends in Ireland, but I know they are very happy for me because I
found such a wonderful home here. While the green, green grass of
Ireland is beautiful to look at, it doesn’t come close in taste to a
hearty dinner of spaghetti and meatballs!
I was originally born Jeeves from Wales where I was a butler for
a very prodigious family. I was treated very well, but I always
wanted to travel, so I set my sights on America knowing there were 50
different states I could visit. When I first crossed the Pond and
entered Moose Island, I changed my name to Jiles. Actually, I wanted to
be named Miles (for all of the traveling I planned to do), but my name
was typed wrong on the form and Jiles it is. I traveled through six states
before I stumbled upon the town I would call home. The internet is
great, but nowhere on the World Wide Web did it say that the majority of
moose live in a city, an actual urban area, in the mid-west. Imagine
my surprise when I stumbled upon this average looking house only to see
hundreds of moose looking out the window. They were actually inside the
dwelling. I knew right away that America was a super place. I must
add that while Wales is known for its delicious breakfast treats,
nothing beats a plate of steak and eggs. What a country this America
is!
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